I'm going to win a beer. I really think I am.

Betting against things that you actually want to happen is such a good idea, I do not know why I have not been living my whole life this way. If a particular event should come to pass, it will make me happy. If it does not come to pass, I will be consoled with a beer. I have hedged my bets! The worst case scenario involves a free beer!

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