Just so you're aware that I'm aware: these blog entries are embarassingly twee. They're presented here in the interest of history, but their continued presence on this site shoudn't be construed as an endorsement of either style or content.

"Where were you this week?"
You came back with a
three-day tan
and a basket of exotic liquor.
"The bed is too close to the windows"
I complained, shutting my eyes.
Let's not joke about serious matters.
" W h e r