No safety deposit box could be called self respecting if it does not contain at least three of the following five items:

1. 9mm handgun (extra clips of ammo are optional).
2. bound stacks of uncirculated currency, foreign and domestic (non-sequential serial numbers a must).
3. five to ten polaroids or other black-and-white photographs with criminal, sexual, or other deviant content.
4. forged papers (passport, drivers license, SSID card), in envelopes or folders labeled by false identity.
5. key to rented locker in bus/train terminal or garage/warehouse on outskirts of city.

In Chicago, I recommend the North Side Federal Savings and Loan Association.

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