walking home from the library…

I took some pictures with my future phone. Here’s the album — enjoy!

finally some truth about florida

Giblets reports on Florida

Florida has been in the news lately – and for something other than election fraud! – where millions of residents are once again battling the elements for the right to continue living in an overheated swamp infested with blood-sucking insects and killer reptiles.

I don’t want to say that I don’t like Florida, but I will say that on my “Most Favorite American States and Commonwealths” list, it’s down in the bottom two percent.

cold blooded killers for john kerry

I would love to have one of these buttons, because I am a straight-up thug. I probably shouldn’t link to the page that sells them, since I’m sure that money all gets funneled into buying bombs for abortion clinics.

But DAMN, who wouldn’t want a “Drug Abusers for Kerry” button?

Please, please, people. DO NOT buy any of these buttons for me, no matter how much I beg you. I can’t have that on my conscience.

a celebrity overnight

I’ve been meaning to blog about this for weeks, and remembered again today. The girl. Playing violin. In the Kanye West/Twista video.

There’s some CNN-ish background information about her. God, the guy that wrote that really sucked the life out of the story.

Here’s the gist. Not only is she playing violin in a hip-hop video, she’s beautiful. And Jewish. And her name is Miri Ben-Ari. Seriously, people, this kind of crap is driving me crazy. Who knew the 21st century would be like this? I want my goddamn flying car, not a hot Jewish violinist in my rap videos!

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