In case you’re wondering what happened to Casper Van Dien after he made Starship Troopers, apparently he got himself into a unique domestic situation — married to a crown princess of Serbia and Montenegro (and former cast member of Dynasty) and raising five kids from three different relationships.

Naturally, he’s going to be starring in a new reality series:

Dec. 07, 2004

Lifetime vows regal look at ‘Princess’ life

Lifetime Television is getting hitched to royalty with “I Married a Princess.” The cable network has ordered 13 half-hour episodes of the reality show produced by New Wave Entertainment. “Princess” is set to debut in the second quarter. “Princess” features married couple Catherine Oxenberg (“Dynasty”), whose mother is HRH Princess Elizabeth of Yugoslavia (now Serbia and Montenegro), and Casper Van Dien (“Starship Troopers”) and their “blended family” of five children — from three different relationships — as they deal with the obstacles of family life. The series also will follow them to Hollywood premieres, film and TV production sets and royal events.

– from the Hollywoood Reporter

I would love to have one of these buttons, because I am a straight-up thug. I probably shouldn’t link to the page that sells them, since I’m sure that money all gets funneled into buying bombs for abortion clinics.

But DAMN, who wouldn’t want a “Drug Abusers for Kerry” button?

Please, please, people. DO NOT buy any of these buttons for me, no matter how much I beg you. I can’t have that on my conscience.

I’ve been meaning to blog about this for weeks, and remembered again today. The girl. Playing violin. In the Kanye West/Twista video.

There’s some CNN-ish background information about her. God, the guy that wrote that really sucked the life out of the story.

Here’s the gist. Not only is she playing violin in a hip-hop video, she’s beautiful. And Jewish. And her name is Miri Ben-Ari. Seriously, people, this kind of crap is driving me crazy. Who knew the 21st century would be like this? I want my goddamn flying car, not a hot Jewish violinist in my rap videos!