I’m getting old. Somehow, while riding my bike home from seeing The Chronicles of Riddick (it was great! you will hate it!) last night, I threw my back out. I’m pretty sure I’m having some kind of muscle spasm down there in the small of my back. So I am cranky today. I swallowed a leftover Vicodin — maybe that will help.

Riddick was awesome. I feel like it was made just for me. Eminem has or had a Vicodin tattoo on his arm — I’m still looking for a picture. Lindsay Lohan was in a remake of The Parent Trap in 1998. Here is a photo. I have a real soft spot for The Parent Trap — I love that it and Freaky Friday just keep getting re-made, over and over and over.